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90% of everything is shit. This lj is no exception. If you want to know my serious views and opinions, how I actually think, you'd be much better served actually talking to me, preferably in person. With a rare exception or two, taking the things here seriously at all would be taking them too seriously. This website is not a representation of the acutal world. It is entertainment, not information. Thanks and please drive through to the next window.
Aug. 25th, 2006 @ 07:48 pm What I Learned From 7th Sea
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Lyric: drive by don't stop hate wins don't stop
My most steady game recently has beena 7th Sea game, GMed by the memorable "Smitty." Described as something of a Kingdom Hearts of Anime, it turns the dramatic swashbuckling rules of 7th Sea to emulate a dramatic anime style.

Some points I've taken away from it:

* Drama Dice. The idea is like Action Points in d20, basically that you have a better chance of succeeding when you are heroic! Only, they work a bit more gamey than Action Points because as you spend them, the GM gets them to use for his villains. I'm stealing this idea as Cutscenes for FFZ, where automatic success of a roll is assured -- and the GM can use them as much as the players can. As AP or DD, the mechanic is limited to the character, but I think I want to apply it as a party-based mechanic for FFZ. I want to enhance the feel of the party as a cohesive group and give them rescources to spend as a party, not just as an individual. This is key for FFZ's desire to get inside of your character, and to explore interparty relationships -- who would you give a free success to?

* Pictures For NPCs. I'm astonished at what a little visual aid can do. Inspiring NPC's off of other characters is a genius idea, because it gives you a pre-concieved style in which to run them, making your running of them that much better, that much less cliche. FFZ kind of benefits from this by default, but can take it further...the more representation the better. This is Smitty's personal thing, not standard 7th Sea

* Keeping the Character Sheets. Another Smitty-specific, this not only makes sure no one looses thier character, but also that you can design for characters in between. With FFZ's character questionaire and things of that nature, it makes it even more key -- want to get an idea for this week's adventure? Just look at what one of the character's biggest fears is, and punch it!

* Hit points are good. In the 7th sea, taking damage is split up into about four different sub-systems, and I've never really gotten the hang of it. A quick and simple system is bonus.

* Death is bad. Unconciousness is good. In the 7th sea, "only villains are encouaraged to kill characters, and only then to further the drama." This is kindred to FFZ's design philosophy, though slightly counter to d20's.

That's tentative, there is more ideas comin'.
Sep. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:29 pm More Web Stuff
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Tude: angry
Lyric: Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Theme
To clear off my windows, here's some random crap from the internet:

Adorable thing! Not tested on animals, but oh so funny if it was....

Neato! Read the original text of Alice in Wonderland. Pedophilia has never been so delightfully illustrated!

All Grown Up. This is hell of sweet. The ease and portability of a Gameboy was just BEGGING to be turned into something large and awkward, don't you think? iPods the size of Stonehenge? Oh this beautiful and terrible future!

TALES OF INTREST! This is cool for all of you linguophiles out there who think language is somehow sacred. ;)

By the way, vintage artwork rocks. That whale seriously gets my blood pumpin'. Muchlove.

Bollywood is funny. Now get it on a T-Shirt! insert cheech and chong quote here.

One of the few reasons NOT to nuke the South. This music is amazing. Fuckin' works of goddamn art, bitches.

This is a work of art, too, but it has much more potential to eat it's own young.

Pretty sweet, too, though I admit, there's anthro nerd and regular nerd in the awesome I see in it.

That's it for now. This month's check is going to cell phone bill. Let's rock!
Sep. 21st, 2005 @ 11:16 pm Oh my crap....
w3rd
Tude: tired
Lyric: .hack//sign -- a little bit of happiness
I wasn't kidding when I thought life would get hell of busier after I started class. It amazes and delights me. I FEEL GREAT!, no energy bars needed!

And now I bring tidings from the internet:

This Girl, from Facebook, brings me much of the delights. And because I like using HTML tags, I will give you her joy.

First of all, some may remember my notes about The South. While I stand by them, from a polemical perspective, fucking hilarious.

Feeling self-concious about cup size ladies? I don't care, so you needn't wory much, but if you do, your needs are met. I aim to please.

Also, there's this thing, which I'm currently nerding out over as it applies do D&D. The Stagnation/Innovatoin analysis is pretty good, and it tells me why I'm as excited about the new Revolutoin controller as I was about Katamari Damacy. It also tells me why new editions are good, and why the d20 Liscence is the fucking second coming of Nerd Jesus.

So, what else...what else...care for a little bit of Life Story? Okay!

Cathy Buck is back in town and that means WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOO! Apparently there was a 5-year reunion for BCHS that I was ignored for (assholes!), but there has been more nostalgia than I knew I could handle the last few days. Which is good. I have also been reminded of how paralyzingly dull Beloit is. Which is not so good. But hey, I'm going to Madison every other day, sometimes dressed as a pirate, so I can't complain.

Yeah, it's true, I went to Madison with an eye patch and a parrot. I was too tired to really make the most of it, but whatevah. I did get asked if I lost a bet....

But now I am too tired to steal links from Boing-Boing, so I'll just go back to reading HP#6 (HE IS INNOCENT, I SWEAR!) before drifting off to Z-land.
Aug. 31st, 2005 @ 06:02 pm Ow, my free time!
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Tude: productive
Lyric: Pavement - No More Kings
SO, I started work this week. It feels good to be employed again, and at a "retail sales" position as opposed to food service. I've worked my way up from loaf-jockey to smarmy saler (sailor!) with spikey hair who sells cell phones to 18 year old trollops. Often with accessories!

Turns out I make phatty lewt when giving those trollops their cell phones! W00tabego!

Anyway, all trollops aside, Radio Shack is probably about as good as I could ask for in Beloit. I feel like my abilities will be put to use and my knowledge will be expanded and my system will be tricked out by the time I'm done there.

Of course, all this means that my slackage time (or writing time, more appropriately) has been curbed. Not a HUGE biggie, since 75% of my slackage time was spent either board or morose (and the other 25% ROCKED LIKE THE MOON), just something to take into account.

And starting some time next week, my time will be even more eroded, because that's when two things start. Jeckelfuns, start your engines! VAROOOOM goes the school. VRE-VRE-VRE-VOOOOOOOH goes the D&D.

Wussat? Phuck yes. D&D is back, trollops! It's also at your local library, and you know what that means: FREE D&D BOOKS! I can rent the book I need from the library for a week, and then return it when I'm done. Oh, snap! Take that, limited income, you worthless trollop!

Speaking of worthless trollops, if you marry one or are one take a look at these D&D-style wedding vows. A married girl thought I was adorable for posting them. Le blush. A shame she's married...the troll.....op.

Enuff of the trollop stuff. Since apparently blogging about the hurricane is KOOL 100's LONG, here's the thing: the beauty and savegry of nature are awesome sights to behold. Nawlins has been overdue to be a sunken city for a long time...speaking from a perspective of natural disasters, this one was huge in terms of biblical action, but rather weak in terms of human tragedy AFAICT. This is a good thing, no doubt. So Fox News? Shutthefuckup about it being some HUGE, UNHOLY, APOCALYPTIC, DAY OF FUCKING JUDGMENT. You're being fucking drama queens. Not that this is that surprising from the news station that brought us "MISSING WHITE GIRL 24/7" or "OH MY GOD THEY ARE TERRORISTS. WAIT, NO," but it's rediculous. You know that guy who, when you asked him what he was doing still in NO during the hurricane, he said "None of your fucking business?" Take a hint, dildo patrol.

And the looting? YE GODS, THE LOOTING! Look, if your company got bitch slapped by mother nature, you're writing it all off, anyway. Everything that the thieves in the daylight are stealing is already lost merch. Money, food, products -- they live in an accursed swamp! Gators in the home! They deserve everything they can get their paws on! This is an act of God, and you're acting like the laws of civilized society come into play? Criminey, this is The Road Warrior with damp trousers, this is! It's anarchy! Natural order!

Also stylish in blogging circles: the fight against piracy. Or, more aptly, the fight FOR piracy against The Man. This Guy made a cool thing. 'sall about gettin' your five blings worth.

Let's see, what else I got?

This test says something about something:
a Knight Captain
You scored 8 Honor, 8 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 2 Individuality!

Some knights follow the orders given them. Some know when to improvise.
The second sort are the ones that grow to power, to become leadeers and
Knight Captains. Your sense of duty, honor and justice speaks that your
name should be amongst their ranks.

Get your squire, your banner, your armor and your sword. You're gonna do just fine




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 58% on Ninjinuity
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 90% on Knightlyness
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 20% on Cowboiosity
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 3% on Piratical Bent
Link: The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test written by fluffy71 on OkCupid Free Online Dating


And on the other side...uhmmm....here's a farting preacher. With a flickr set.

Shall we end on a fart joke? I think yes.

PS: Trollop!
Aug. 23rd, 2005 @ 03:44 pm Nintey-One Million Dollars
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Tude: bitchy
Lyric: AFI - Chicken Song
I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIIIIIIIIIIND!

Job status? I am totally sexy.

FRICKIN' NINJA. He is one of the biggest ninjae I've seen to date, and he looks a bit umpire-esque. And if you start to argue with him he will FUCK YOU UP.

Freaky Cool. If you watch the crappy news report, you can hear the crappy recording of the scream. Apparently, it isn't just an isolated effect, but it goes on every once in a while. Makes me want to write. ^_^

MULDER, I WANT TO BELIEVE! Mostly this is to keep FSM in the continuum. I loves me that. Cuz it creates comedy like this. Delicous!

And here's some punk kids fighting lions or some shit. It's part of this flickr group, where people post pictures of 50's and 60's kiddie illos. Which is totally gnarly.

I groove on this artist, largely for the retro style, I think.

See, this stuff, along with Foster's, is golden. It's stuff John K could never touch because he's too busy with fluids and booblies to make anything coherent. It's not true old skool, but it's inspired by the old skool, and that's sweet as sugar-goats.

PPS: I hate you with the rage of one million really hung over suns, Anthro 105. Suck it!
Aug. 19th, 2005 @ 12:10 pm What am I, your seal and/or sea lion?
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Tude: bored
Lyric: Something 8-bit
Getting a job ruffles my feathers. About a week after going to the first interviews, I've got second interviews. WTF, mang? When are you going to stop running me around and start giving me a bloody JOB?!

Well, whatever. Internet never dissapoints me. *mischief*

This Nation Has a Fever.... I'm not sure if this is hoax or of substance, nor am I sure how I would feel about it if it were real. It's just...wierd. Which I suppose fits with Walken's usual pattern. But there's a good chance of him getting my vote, even if he drops out. :)

I feel the need to preach it from the mountaintop: I've found religion!. Now if only I can become a televangelist specializing in Pastafarianism....sounds like a mission plan to me! Here is the letter that started the whole thing. GIGGILE! The things this makes me think about have me thinking of short story ideas involving The Time Cube...

Without getting too distracted by my random religious inquiries, get distracted by this. It's Puffy Ami Yumi as envisioned by fetish magazines. *shudder* Plus, they're quite '80's-tastic for Japanese critters, what with the big floppy shirts and the crimped hair and the like.

I'd like very much to support this. I know a bunch of you have already seen Red vs. Blue...this takes the formula a step further, introducing a talk show set in Halo 2. There's enough chaos to keep me a happy camper, and the montage is pretty neat. :) It's the new Space Ghost Coast to Coast! WITH GAME BOY MUSIC! The Peggy Awesh interview is actually really kickass, though there's not much randomness involved.

On the opposite end of the spectrum of awesome, here is evidence to prove that Robin is a boy toy. WARNING: the page contains watercolor ASS.

Was the world created with watercolor gay batman porn for sale in mind? Or did it evolve that way? read this thing and enjoy!

That's about all right now. Check out this place for the latest in videogames as visual art.

For now, I'm out!
Aug. 12th, 2005 @ 01:43 am NEW TOYS!
w3rd
Tude: cheerful
Lyric: Something by the Boo Radleys?
I'm astonished at the amount of entertainment that can be found in the world for cheap as free. Since I've been Big Hoboing during this particular lull in The Plan, I've been on the scout for steals, deals, and squeals.

Oh, in related news, my cell phone isn't paid up, so if you try to call me on that, it will FAIL. Gimmie an IM or something and I can hook you up with the home phone at the hizzle, where I spend probably 90% of my time recently.

Anyway, free fun? Yeah, I just downloaded Winamp. For the first time. In forever. See, Windows Media player is usually fine, but it has many difficulties (including a tendancy to go "green screen" on me that I don't understand at all). For quick MP3 playing, I picked up STP, which is a small little program that I picked up specifically because it would be small and little and still allow me to play every song in my music folder on random. W00bles.

However, it has a MASSIVE problem with playlists and internet radio. So because I am at the cutting edge of dull safety scissors (WHICH CAN STILL DRAW BLOOD!), I got Winamp...and after messing around with it for a few days, I just gotta say that I am wowed and delighted. So many options. So many visualizations. So many color themes. And all without slowing down my compy at all, as far as I can tell...

So I've been riding the internet radio wave. And WOAH BOY, IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME! In addition to being able to listen to random ass stuff (Bollywood radio station?! HELL YEAH!), I've discovered by random chance what could be the most awesome radio station in existence: Egg Radio. It was love at first listen, when I tuned in and heard Brak's "Cucumber Song". Followed by something awesome from someone I've never heard of (a band called "Suede"), followed by the Commodores' She's a Brick House....and then one of their adds says that their playlist is based on votes? Democratic radio?! THE DREAM IS ALIVE!

I am in gushy teenage girl mode. And to complete the cycle, I'm going to eat some ice cream with my little sister and watch Ice Princess. Okay, maybe not so much with the Michelle Trachtenberg Vehicle. I'll just stay here soberly tripping out to Winamp's vises instead...and listening to new ass music for once.

FYI, I managed to weasel a CD out of my parents: Gorillaz's Demon Days, which is their new one. It was a good choice. It'll fill the void nicely until I can afford to tell Froiland I left my CD's in his car...and until I can afford to tell Tom that I left some crap in his cabin...

Yeah, I'm a forgetful man. It's not cuz of brownies. Honest injun. Weed thus far is largely blameless. And thank god for deleting that picture....^_^;

In other news, can't wait 'till I get some income for the cell phone, and for SuicideGirls, which is 60% effective in countering random moroseness because there is a hot brittish lesbian who dresses up like a moogle and who gives me cool points for the blaring of the Gold Saucer theme....tell me that's not smiles in 1's and 0's!

V,
-- JD
Aug. 9th, 2005 @ 11:42 pm FFZ, THE RECKONING!
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Tude: confused
Lyric: A wheelchair commericial
So to attempt to be professional about things, I've been hardcoring Final Fantasy Zero (my Final Fantasy + D&D pet project)...because I just threw a wrench into some plans. I have done years of design work and almost-perfected a 20-level system, like regular D&D. However, on something of a whim, I turned the dial on this mutha up to 11, and went for 50 levels...fifty. More than twice the original recipie...extra tasty crispy game design. And it's supposed to be balanced with core D&D...

Just what have I done to myself?! The theory runs that if they gain levels twice as fast, and replace some of the GP/level with l33t powerz, they can remain pretty balanced with the core. However, 50 levels jacks up the advancement of saves, BAB, etc. And because FFZ is attempting for a unified system instead of the 4 or 5 subsystems that D&D has, this is skewing some of the numbers; in some cases quite significantly.

For instance, D&D saves can be typified as being +1/2 levels, with a +2 bonus for the "good" save, and a -2 penalty for the "bad" save. This is a different advancement than the attack bonus, or the AC increase, but roughly even with the advancement of magic DC's, which is why saves exist at all.

Well, FFZ has no need for three different save types. It has one "saving throw": A Resistance score that is applied against mystical effects. The issue is that +1/2 levels is a pretty rotten progression in FFZ (which has 5 progressions that it applies to all class-granted ability scores). "Average" for an FFZ Resistance is actually like having all saves be good saves.

So if I give the Resistance score the same progression as the rest, I need to have something that goes alongside it -- magic should be roughly as effective at equal levels in FFZ as it is in D&D...e.g.: a 50% chance to work on any given equal target. A full mage and someone with the best resistance should cancel out, and most characters should be "average" (also leading to a canceling out). So if I change the rate at which saves go up (making them better), I have to change the rate at which magic goes up (making it better), unless I want to make magic more effective in the game or less effective in the game.

It's the rock-paper-scissors syndrome. You can't power up one without powering up all three...

The biggest issue with this is that it creates massive problems for conversion. So far, I have been acting with the intetion that FFZ be fully compatible with d20 material. But if they are more powerful (better resistance, better magic), it will be harder to balance out-of-the-book. When playing with FFZ characters, D&D characters and monsters will all need the same boost, or they will be behind.

That's a problem for me. I'm not sure what I want to do about it, except that I might just keep Resistance to the lower echelons of the advancement rates, or use a different progression for it (though that idea ain't somethin' I'm comfy with...). IT's a compromise born of the market and the intention of FFZ. I may have to give up the dream of an elegant system in favor of bending to the system that exists already.

And since I referenced rock-paper-scissors...awesome.

Now to play some videogames...
Aug. 9th, 2005 @ 11:37 am BORED EXPLOSION
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Tude: determined
Lyric: The Pillows - Little Busters
Let's show you crazy internet things again, shall we?

"Descartle, I choose you!". This place is great...



This shows what happens when a group of LARPers attracts exactly the right kind of attention. :) People dressed up as zombies and went to glorious combat with our tinfoil crusaders...just random awesome.

Speaking of flickr, this is also really cool, as it's a little bit of abandonment in the biggest urbangasm curretnly known...and that's sweeeeet.

This thing is what I want when I get my paws on another laptop. It's basically interweb in a backpack. I *will* invest the money to make this myself at some point, unless the Industry comes out with something cooler looking in the meantime. :)

THIS IS AMAZING. I think it is my new favorite thing. As treasure, they have the meatloaf helmet: "This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)". Joys! It reminds me a lot of Earthbound, but with Pastamancers instead of New Age Retro Hippies who use protractors. :)

This Godless Communism, which I wrote about earlier, has now been boingboing'd. I feel like a REAL MAN! Interweb cutting edge! Nerdtastic!

For the concientious objector.... That thing is pretty cool, though the non-politically-interested may not get the wittiness in it. ;)

Like chess? Now the oldest wargame of all time is amazingly adorable! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I want to write something with this title now. It's great. And the man-eating tiger is adorable.



You know what that is? It's a condom from Japan. Among other choice wackiness:



You just know he's up to something! Oh, condom monkey, you rascal!

That's it, I'm done, if I haven't horrified you by now, I'll do it in another week or so.
Aug. 8th, 2005 @ 11:27 am Ow, my most of me...
w3rd
Tude: numb
Lyric: Chrono Trigger - Zeal Island Theme
Hey, homies. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya...

And now that the Jim Anchower moment is over, let's get down to business.

The Plan has temporarily stagnated without a job. It gets on my nerves.

That doesn't mean I've been inactive, however. I managed to pump out the first two units of Final Fantasy Zero, my FF + D&D hybrid game. We've got the following:


The Title Page


The Introduction


Character Creation


I've also spent a little over the last week going on a final family vacation out to the East Coast, and some fun at a cabin on a lake over a weekend with friends. I am sore, I am tanned (!?), I am content.

And now, all I need is to work my way up t a decent job. I'm off now to go apply at craptastic Belwah locations for a minute, and if some of those pan out, by the end of the month I may be able to afford going to Madtown for jobbage, which would be such bonus...

Baby steps, JD, baby steps...
Jul. 9th, 2005 @ 05:46 pm Final Fantasies I Have Beaten...
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Tude: impressed
Lyric: life hands you lemons, kick it in the balls
I *just* beat FF7. I'm still jittery with energy from it. I'm giddy and giggly and have a sense of accomplishment and pride. I am riding the "just saved the world" high. It's a good feeling.

This most recent conquest brings my total FF Victories to 5. 6/13 that I consider the "core" of FF games. One of which (FF3) is kind of impossible without emulation, so that's 6/12, half. Those victories are FF1, FF5, FF6, FF7, FF10, and FF Tactics. I've played 'em all, but only recently have I been able to go through them and systematically whoop they ass.

Without any true spoilers, the satisfaction I get completing these games varies WILDLY. FF1 has a bit of a cop-out ending, but it was originally made in the days in which the original Mario Bros. was pushing the realms of graphic capability, so I'll forgive it. FF5 actually completes the story with satisfaction, tieing up all the loose ends quite nicely. The game itself certainly isn't the best of the series, but the ending is satisfying, for what it is. For some reason after that, Square decided to cop-out on endings: FF6's entire ending involves the characters escaping from the final dungeon. Nice and all, but WHAT THE HELL?! I mean, you set up this deep, rich world full of conflict and possibility, and all you tell me about the people after the fact is that they're alive when they leave. WHOPPEDDEY DO! FF7's gains a slight amount more of satisfaction, but unless you wait until after the credits are over, you don't even know if you really succeed at the end. I mean, maybe you can infer, but it's not spelled out. And this oblique reference crap is *very* unsatisfying. FF10 has quite a solid ending, tying up all the loose ends and, not only that, giving me some friggin' PATHOS. I love the ending to that game. Like a man loves steak. And FF Tactics...well...look, if you can make sense of the PLOT the first time through, let alone the ENDING, I'll give you a dollar. It won't even be used! Convoluted politics and badly translated Engrish do NOT go hand in hand.

So some time between FF7 and FF10, these guys figured out how to write an ending. I will find out when this is...either post-nonsensical-time-travel-and-bodily-possession, or pre-monkey-ninja. INQUIRING MINDS!

So my next options include FF2 (which has a rotten leveling system but a GREAT story, from what I've heard), FF8 (which has a convoluted magic system and a confusing story), and FF Tactics Advance (which has a decent system and an acceptable, if childish story, that takes SO LONG TO PLAY).

I think it's gonna be TA. Unless someone can give me a reason why the other ones would be better. ;)

Off to "waiting-for-interview" land!

And yes, I'm still worried about people....grrrr...
Jul. 8th, 2005 @ 02:38 am I don't do this thing much...
w3rd
Tude: worried
Lyric: the Paranoia Agent opening theme
Viva Brittania!

Those fuckers don't know the hornet's nest they've stirred.

And for those tangentally affected or directly affected: May peace be with your hearts and families, if not in the world.
Jun. 11th, 2005 @ 12:09 am Steve the Egg Woke Up Next To Sausages
w3rd
Tude: rushed
Lyric: dangerous pathogens can be part of the job
This update involves CARTOONS! )

Other than that, I want to point out Kirby Canvas Curse, which makes me want to buy a DS SOOOOOOOOOO BAD! BAD BAD!
May. 30th, 2005 @ 02:22 pm A new friend
w3rd
Tude: restless
Lyric: i am a poor and a wretched boy, a chimbley chimbley sweep
I've added mearls to my Fellow Fallen, because the man has gamer insight that I value eversomuch. Recently he did an analyzation of "core story," that basically represents the game design behind D&D; the basic assumed structure of every D&D game out there:

"A party of adventurers assemble to seek fame and fortune. They leave civilization for a location of extreme danger. They fight monsters and overcome obstacles and acquire new abilities and items of power. Afterwards they return to civilization and sell the phat loot. Next week, they do it all over again"

He goes on to analyze it in the industry and how that forms a basis for consistency in product, much like a MacD's french fry being done the same way the world over forms a basis for consistency in product. More importantly to me, it handily encapsulates a storytelling trope combined with a gameplay element. Leaving the safety of society for the dangerous world outside of it is the basis of storytelling conflict, and it becomes the point of gameplay challenge. In a story, the heroes would always succeed (basically) but they also might not gather the phloot, or ever return to civilization, or change the world through their conquest of the wilds. It's not JUST beating up stuff and taking its dough, it's doing it with a meaning behind it, in a fashion that's not really repeatable from week to week.

This doesn't play that well in a game, usually. In a game, there is a chance of failure, an element of randomness, the danger of no victory. When you don't return with phloot and people die along the way, this constitutes a failure, a loss. This can also occur in the story, however. If they don't kill the evil, if the bad guy gets away, if the players themselves aren't integral to the victory, this is a loss in the game in the same way that the death of a PC is. The emotional investment in the failure is the same.

The key, then, is to balance storytelling with gameplay, and this isn't something that every gamer out there wants to do, because it does remove some of the power from the DM and places it in the hands of the rules system. It's not JUST storytelling, because the dice will dictate the terms of the story. This is good for a game, but often very difficult for a story. To let the plot slide with the roll of a dice is very difficult for some who see D&D as a storytelling system to live with, so they introduce rules into their own game that give the DM more absolute control than the dice or the rules.

When I tell a story with D&D, it is done with the intention for it to change and move as the dice dictate. That's not because the story isn't important, or because I lack creativity, or because I bow pointlessly to the rules; it's because it is a game, and to play a game is to agree to certain features that are out of the hands of any of the participants in the game. If I don't let the game be a game, I'm basically forcing you to sit through my fiction, which may be fun for some, but I've got plenty of writing talent to unleash if I wanted to do that. Nah, D&D is a game, and it should play like one. And that includes me obeying the rules as much as the players.

The core story of D&D supports it's style of gameplay. The core story of my own campaigns support my own style of gameplay.
May. 9th, 2005 @ 04:20 pm Neat-o burritos!
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Tude: exanimate
Lyric: Since then it's been a book you read in reverse
In a near-Mandala level of artistic comment on impermenance, this and this have been made manifest to the masses. I'm a +1 fan of the head and the pirate booty especially, they're utter fantastic.

Speaking of stuff that looks cool, it could just be the retro-sucker in me, but this stuff makes me want to spend money on it. It's 2 cool 4 u.

Fond of logic puzzles? Try this test, which is bound to be a lot of fun. :)

If you're more interested in witty little ditties, I'd like you to give me a word, any word at all... and this thing will make a ilttle limerick out of it. Most useful for those times when you have nothing to say but want to say something anyway.

This site is also really hell of sweet inspiration-wise, and I want to wallpaper my room in these posters....yeeeesssssss.....

Now that the links are out of the way, who wants to hear me babble about The Plan some more? Anyone? Bueller? TOO BAD!

I'm graduating this week (final on Wednesday and paper due Friday, but I'm done with it!). Then I'm chilling in Madison for about another week, just taking it easy. Then I'm moving back to Belwah, at least temporarily. My thoughts are that even with a crappy mook job down there, I can *feel* like a pimp juice dispenser (soda jerk style) if I'm making basically 100% profit, because my food and my rent are all being paid for by the parents. It'll be re-living the heady days of High School Income, but without that unfortunate "school" sucking up my time and making it so I can't enjoy the funds. I don't have a job in Belwah yet, but I'll be looking, and I won't be too proud to manage the Stop-n-Go this time around. ;) I will also get a car when I get a job, meaning I can tool around between Madison and Beloit looking for a better kind of job. But, at any rate, living at home will easily facilitate me building up the nest egg I need to make the move out to NYC, and do it licketysplit, almost no matter what the jobs.

BUT, as a celebration after I graduate, I'm going to A-Cen!!!!!(one)!!!! There's talk of a D&D game...I will be prepared, but I'm not getting my hopes up. I *am* getting my hopes up to see The Pillows in concert (!!!!!), meet Caroline Curtis, meet Piro, and meet the inpsiration for Aubrey by the name of Clarine at the Funimation table. Funimation does Full Metal Alchemist.....which is +4 awesome, due to it's melodramatic issues with self and soul and being. I love it. :)

Yeah, A-Cen is gonna RAWK. I hope to come back with some tales of slutty hot Con babes that I turned down because my heart is not with me, but I wouldn't hold out hope. Cons are generally magnets for freaky people, as is the Midwest, thus compounding the wyrdness involved. But it could be fun! :)

LATE FOR WORK! ADIEU!

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Oh, yeah, I'm also totally pissed at missing Cinco de Moustache this year. I knew I shoulda called folks and been all like "TAKE ME TO IT NOW, FUCKERS!" But I doodn't.

THAT'S OKAY, I HAVE VIDEOGAMES INSTEAD OF FRIENDS! *cry* :)
Apr. 27th, 2005 @ 12:56 am She's crazy here again...
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Tude: working
Lyric: Street Fighter II Turbo -- Chun Li Stage
The chick I described yesterday is chillin' in the comp lab again. Craziness. But hey, eye candy! :)

90% of this is about links, so I'll keep it brief:

(1) Download this. It is one of the most awesome things on Earth.....I'll be humming along alll night.

(2)This (with a video here is enlightening for a different reason...science has kind of opened up a whole Pandora's Box of ethical dillemas with this. From a perspective, it's basically making another living creature human-like enough so that when the time comes, we can kill it and harvest it for our own desires....it's crazy. Not that I'm about to *resolve* any of those ethical issues just yet. I just don't think I'd grow a sheep to keep my own organs in...feels a little bit too "playing god" to me...but I'm not adamant about it.

(3) On the note of creating chimera...Tee hee. Change the number there at the end of that URL to any other number to get a different pic, they're all fairly equally disturbing. ^_^

Now back to reading something called "The Taste of Death." I less-than-three my final weeks here. :)
Apr. 25th, 2005 @ 10:21 pm Seloy gave me something to run with....
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Tude: drained
Lyric: take my photo off the wall if it just won't sing for you
SO I'M RUNNING! Instead of papering. *mischief* I love meming...

Ten Movies you've had an obsessive love of
This is kinda hard because I have weird standards for flicks, so I don't get easily obessed by them. But let's go with those that I've got a wierd love of
1) Donnie Darko (closest I've seen to my brain on cellophane)
2) The Neverending Story (everything I can remember is continuously awesome)
3) The Star Wars Trilogy (the originals; Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi)
4) The City of Lost Children (Brain in a box technology!)
5) Sin City (it's a new one, but it's kind of instant classic)
6) Metropolis (so many things having to do with cities...)
7) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (it's a classic, what can I say?)
8) The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (best books in movie form to date!)
9) FLCL (I'm counting it, even though it's technically a show -- 6 eps makes it as long as LotR!)
10) Garden State ('cuz why not?)

I think I like the word "city." Or perhaps just an urban atmosphere...

Right now, I'm in a computer lab in a library, my back hurts from carrying books, I'm listening to Jet (which is cool old-school flavored modern rock) and I'm staring accross the room at a stunningly lovely woman. Dark hair, wavy, just past the shoulders, with slight inflections of red...huge, black eyes that scan the entire room as if she's watching for something, an elegant neck, a mouth possessed by a half-moon smile, an assertive nose...she's maybe about 5'4" or 5'6"...a calm, honeyed voice...

That's all I can really tell, but what can I say, I'm a guy in need of distraction and she's totally what the guys call a "hottie." I've gotta go get a drink now. THIRSTY.

Uhm, train of thought....chuggachugga....
Apr. 21st, 2005 @ 10:49 pm Popeman
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Tude: creative
Lyric: hope it's right when you die, old and bony
So we've got a new pope -- Benedict the Sixteenth -- and suddenly everything's crazy. The good dirt on the holy scene is that this guy was the "bad cop" to JPII's "good cop." A Hitler Youth and leader of the Inquisition before being pope'd, Ratzinger apparently has something of a "rep" for being hardline, unforgiving, and generally one of those kinds of dudes whose pride in his faith gets him away from the implementation of the faith. Still, giving the guy the benefit of the doubt, choosing Benedict as his papal name puts him firmly in a line of disputed, contentious, violent, and largely nominal popes that have served, often briefly, during times of great war and bloodshed, often campaigning fruitlessly for peace the entire time. If you're one for doomsday theories, two different folks have this guy pegged as the "last true pope" before the End Times, both say is reign will be brief, and both say the next guy in line is the Antichrist. Certainly some of the Popes themselves give these theories credit -- one of the prophecies once fortold a "mariner" pope, so one of the candidates sailed up and down a river to try and fit into the idea.

This is a bit nerve-racking for me, because I was a pretty big fan of JP v 2.0. He was a uniter kind of fellow, and though he was a little bit wonky on the whole "no condoms for AIDS-ridden Africa!" deal, he did things like actually visit Africa, and chilled with Muslims and Jews and the like to try to get a real dialogue going. He wasn't affraid to tell Bush when he was right, or when he was wrong, and that went pretty much for the rest of the world leaders equally as well. To have the "dark version" of JP2 strikes me as largely a BAD thing. Though I suppose much like Bush, there's no use judging him before he does his job. We will know them by the fruits of their labors, and getting to be in charge might calm him down a little bit. Or maybe we'll have that whole Second Coming thing pretty soon. If the Mayans are right, it's Dec 12, 2012....

Which leaves plenty of time for the new live-action Transformers to come out on DVD. ^_^ I'm stoked about this discovery, and I think I remember hearing some rumblings about it before, but there will most assuredly be a live-action version of Transformers. Spielberg is producing, but the writing credits (MI3? Alias?) and Directing credits (Michael "The Geographical Feature" Bay?) are partially less than heartening. Still, I'm gonna go with "it's pretty hard to screw up gaint robots fighting" and put in a "SHOCKWAVE SHOCKWAVE SHOCKWAVE!" chant. This is one of those instances where what's cool about the sci-fi isn't nessecarily *just* the giant robots fighting, it's the character-driven drama of a clash of ideologies, and the fact that humans are cought in the crossfire.

The known characters for the movie so far: Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Jazz, Ratchet, Arcee vs. Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, and two other random Decepticons. This further encourages me to go ahead with that Transformers tatoo ("because I'm not hardcore enough to be a Decepticon")....who knows. I don't. Maybe someday.

HEY! I have a long-ass job interview tomorry. 8:30 AM 'till 5:30 PM. Those bitches better feeds me...

Until then, I'm listening to The Shins. A Lot. A superlot. The whole alt-appalachia thing gets me good, and it's lead me to distract myself from paper writing with writing OTHER things. Such as writing. Such as writing what I'm gonna put below (it's VERY FIRST DRAFT stuff, but I think it's gots some cool idears).
The Feathers Fell As Snow )

And because I can't do an update without a link, here is something interesting, inverting the way the World Is Supposed To Work. It's okay though, because as awesome as Ninja are, I think I secretly like robots better. Because all I could think of while watching GI Joe as a kid was "Sweet, Nijna! Now only if they had a giant, earth-shaking robot!!!!"

.....Yeah, I think that's all for now. L8rs.
Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 04:39 pm I used to work with people who looked like this
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Tude: bouncy
Lyric: Imperial Marchy


So the puppet by my side, it looks at me with those wide plastic eyes, and as it moves its mouth, its hands flop all over the place as if every syllable sends a spasm of abject agony through his body. I wonder where the central nervous system is kept on puppets, and I hear his words: "So, Jacob, anything more to add today?"

"Why yes, strange puppet, there is! Do you like Star Wars?"

"Like it? Man, it makes me wish I had a soul that could appreciate beauty, because I bet it would appreciate Jar Jar Binks!"

"...don't you mean 'appreciate the space operatics of the first three, and perhaps at least the fact that Natlie Portman is kinda hot in the most recent three' puppet?"

"NO! JAR JAR IS GOD! MESA WORSHIPPIN' HIM! IA! IA! JAR JAR FTHAGN!"

".....now I kill you, puppet!"

*TENDON SEVER ATTACK! SNICKER-SNAP!*

Okay, now I am typing with the hand that I did not cut off, and it is kind of hard.
I wish I had four arms like some gods I could speak of in an Apu voice. Until then, I suppose this bionic suit will have to do. (Creepy that it is called HAL....creepy creepy creeepy.) I will do this until the Ruskies come and get me in their flying saucer and force me to obey Communism while they move the capitol to Chicago for some reason. Vin Diesel will save me!

Oh yeah, apparently the big Wisc controversey is that someone wanna shoot the kitties. It's poorly worded in proposal, but overall I can't say the idea's any more abberant than www.savetoby.com......^_^

I'm sure someone out there will get this...I only reference it because this site references Kancho. And Godzilla. IN NOT NICE WAYS. *shudder*

This is something Alicia sent me, and something I sure as hell could see most of the people I hung out with when I was 17 doing....read the last scentence especially. Great reason to steal from a tomb. Best ever, maybe. That bong would be hardcore enough for Israeli punks. And for the girls who want to be hardcore without the tomb raiding, try this. Prada is for pussies. I'm gonna go with this thing for my accessorizing, though. Or really most any of those rediculously complex watches. They're great.

AAAAH! LATE FOR WORK! But download that STar Wars thing. I'ma be referencing it aaaalllll year. :)
Apr. 11th, 2005 @ 09:10 pm You're A Hoopy Frood
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Tude: uncomfortable
Lyric: this monkey's gone to heaven
I REALLY want to highlight this so it's the first thing I'm putting on here. If you've even got, like, $5 to spare, help this girl out. Give a hoot, don't poloot! I mean, sponsor this girl! People call her "Neko." Isn't that awesome enough reason? ISN'T IT?!! Oh, it probably is. Now onto the entry.


BOO!

Speaking of helping people you don't even know, if you want a copy of my movie, give this guy a call. He's supposedly able to hook a mutha up.

For the .01 people who read thise who have potentially already beaten FF6, and know about the videogame industry, this is kinda humorous. I won't say it's the most awesome thing ever done on the internet, but it definately gets props for inventiveness. Reminds me of the good ol' days, when videogame endings took a half hour and still left everything unexplained....

Speaking of the good ol' days, ever wonder what the 80's cartoons would've looked like with high-end production values? Perhaps Like This! There are a lot of awesome pictures in there, particularly the Danger Mouse Poster on pg. 2. He's the fastest, he's the quickest, he's the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!. These guys do love their Skeletor...there's a picture of him and Skeletina that definately isn't safe for work there. And then there's this old Japanese commercial for LoZ. Makes me want to start a broadway production of INSANE proportions, complete with J-rap. :)

At the other end of the future, I'm glad to see that though flying cars remain a pipe dream, at leasat the UAE is embracing the latest advancements by replacing children with robots that can drive camels. TECHNOLOGY!